Give them a hand and they want an arm. Give them a dime and they want a buck. Give them a slice and they want the pie. Give them a pint and they want a keg

They just look around and see what they want to take. Only focus on what's for their own sake. It's not the thought that counts but how much you donate. So dig deep, and please don't make them wait

Do what they ask for now, but you're not through. Cause in an hour they'll have a new request for you. Doesn't matter what you've already done it's only now that counts. Don't expect any thanks, you wont get any thanks, and brace for their complaints